thermos, 16 oz.: "i don't do plastic"

The goodsugar "I Don't Do Plastic" Thermos, 16 Oz.

Now You Can Snub Plastic Not Just by Avoiding It, but by Making Absolutely Sure Everyone Within a Three Block Radius Knows You Are Avoiding It. Subtlety Is Overrated. Status Is Real. Jealousy Is Realer. And When People Turn Green With Envy Watching You Walk Into the Office With This Thermos, Just Remember That Green Is the Color of Leaves, Which Grow on Trees, Which Is Nature, Which Is Exactly the Point. Boom. Full Circle. You Are Basically a Forest Now.

Sixteen Ounces of Whatever You Are Drinking While Making Better Decisions Than Everyone Around You. Keeps Your Juice Cold, Your Smoothie Fresh, and Your Moral High Ground Intact for Hours. Carry It to the Farmers Market. Carry It to a Meeting. Carry It Anywhere People Are Making Worse Choices Than You and Could Use a Visual Reminder of That Fact.

goodsugar Was the First Food Brand in All of New York City to Eliminate Single Use Plastic Entirely. This Thermos Is Your Chance to Wear That Mission on Your Sleeve, or More Accurately, in Your Hand, Where Everyone Can See It. Reusable. Righteous. Extremely Good Looking. Just Like You.