Anti-Creep Yoga Leggings
Unofficial Merchandise

anti-creep yoga leggings

$80

Some people come to yoga for breath, balance, and inner peace. Others apparently come to conduct amateur wildlife research on strangers in leggings. These pants are for dealing with the second group.

Make sure the dumbasses who show up to yoga class to scope people out stay exactly where they belong: far away. Flow through your most vulnerable, body-bending, dignity-testing poses with complete confidence that nobody is about to shuffle over with a tragic opener and a face full of false hope.

The message is clear. The boundary is clearer. These leggings help keep unwanted flirts, creeps, stalkers, and random social weirdos at a safe and respectful distance, all while you focus on your practice and try not to fall out of half moon.

Soft, stretchy, flattering, and aggressively uninviting in all the right ways, this is activewear with a public service announcement built in.

Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL
Details: Plastic-free, vegan, stretchy material, made in Brooklyn by people who mind their own business. 

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