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Make Sure the Dumbasses Who Show Up to Yoga Class to Scope People Out Stay Exactly Where They Belong, Far Away. Do Your Most Vulnerable and Body Revealing Poses With Full Confidence That Nobody Is Walking Up to You With a Ridiculous opener Thinking They Have a Shot. Message Read Loud and Clear. Keep Unwanted Flirts, Stalkers, Creeps, and Cancel Culture Types at a Safe Distance With the Most Powerful Statement in Activewear.

 

 

Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL.

 

 

Plastic Free, Vegan, Stretchy Material, Made in Brooklyn by People Who Mind Their Own Business.

full of
  • Strech
free of
  • Stalkers
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