goodsugar 69th street tank top

Questionable Quality. Unnecessary Confidence. Limited Supply.

Behold the goodsugar tank top. Poorly fitted, inconsistently stitched, and manufactured with the kind of attention to detail usually reserved for counterfeit merchandise sold out of a car trunk.

Made from what our suppliers assure us is soft white cotton, this garment features an unpredictable neckline, suspiciously generous armholes, and a sizing system that apparently changes depending on who's working at the factory that day.

Every tank is slightly different, which is a lovely way of saying we have absolutely no quality control.

Available Sizes: Extreme Extreme Tight (For Spite), Tight, Not Tight, Loose, Small, Medium, Large, and Unknown.

The stitching may unravel during your first wear. The neckline may stretch. One armhole may be larger than the other. We consider these features, not defects, and encourage you to embrace the individuality of your particular garment.

Wear it to brunch. Wear it to the gym. Wear it to a wedding, a funeral, or a job interview at a Fortune 500 company. We cannot guarantee the reaction, but we can almost guarantee there will be one.

Featuring our exclusive goodsugar 69th Street graphic, proudly displayed on the front so people know exactly where you got this ridiculous thing.

Limited Stock. Inconsistent Sizing. Absolutely No Apologies.

Please wash before wearing. We have no idea where these have been.