tank tops: '69'

Behold: a poorly fitting, cheaply sewn, completely idiotic tank top, available now for your excitement. Make a statement, though we cannot promise what kind. Stitched in our finest white soft cotton (probably cotton), each tank arrives mysteriously different in size from the one before it.

Available in our full range of consumer hostile sizes: Extreme Extreme Tight (for spite), Tight, Not Tight, Loose, Small, Medium, Large, and one rogue size we are calling Unknown.

Stitching may unravel during your first wear. The neckline may droop. The armholes may not match. This is by design, allegedly.Wear it to brunch. Wear it to a wedding. Wear it to a job interview at a Fortune 500 company. Watch what happens.

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