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Junk Food Makes People Sick, Pharmacy Steps in to Alleviate the Symptoms, and the Loop Keeps Going. 💸💸💸 Why Fight It When You Can Celebrate It Early? Indoctrinate Your Precious Bundles of Joy Into This Festive Economic Cycle With Our "Pharmacy Is Everywhere" Onesie, Because It Is Never Too Soon to Understand How the World Actually Works.

 

 

Available in Sizes 1T, 2T, 3T, 4T, and 5T. Made From 100% Cotton With Plastic Thoughtfully Embedded Into the Fibers for Enhanced Durability, Because if the Junk Food Does Not Get Them the Microplastics Will. Expertly Sewn in the Far East by People Who Definitely Have Healthcare.

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