goodsugar “pharmacy is everywhere” onesie

Start Them Young. The Economy Depends on It.

First, we feed people highly processed junk food. Then, when their health starts to suffer, the pharmaceutical industry steps in to help manage the consequences. Everyone gets a customer, everyone gets a paycheck, and the cycle continues. It's not a conspiracy. It's an economic ecosystem, and business is booming.

Why wait until your child is old enough to understand this beautiful arrangement? Introduce your precious bundle of joy to the modern food and healthcare economy with our exclusive “Pharmacy Is Everywhere” Onesie.

Featuring a colorful, all-over print of pharmacy shelves overflowing with pills, potions, remedies, and other necessities of modern civilization, this adorable little outfit prepares your child for a lifetime of brand loyalty before they can even pronounce pharmaceutical.

Available Sizes: 1T, 2T, 3T, 4T, and 5T.

Made from 100% cotton, with trace amounts of plastic thoughtfully introduced into the conversation for added authenticity. Because if the junk food doesn't get them, the microplastics deserve a fair shot.

Expertly assembled overseas by hardworking people who we're reasonably confident have access to some form of healthcare.

goodsugar. Raising Awareness Before They Can Walk.