chiapolitan

The base is a powerhouse: chia seeds, cashews, dates, vanilla, coconut oil, cacao, matcha, and blue spirulina make this treat delicious, nutrient-dense, and kid-friendly. Chia packs omega-3s for brain growth, fiber and protein for steady energy, and minerals like calcium and magnesium for strong bones. Real food, real benefits, no lab dye needed. This would be Joe Dispenza’s favorite dessert if he ever visited us, but he never does.

Think of this as the grown-up, healthy cousin of the classic Neapolitan. Theirs is brighter and louder because it’s pumped full of food coloring and dyes that mess with your genetic material. Ours is muted, natural, and way more interesting. Cacao, pea flower protein, and matcha give it depth and character. Plus, it’s only a buck more than our incredible chia, already one of the best deals in the city, and without question the best deal on the Upper East Side for vegan food, fresh pure juices, and zero single-use plastic.

Cashews and dates add another layer of nutrition. Cashews provide healthy fats, protein, and essential minerals such as magnesium and zinc, which support immune function and muscle development. Dates bring natural sweetness, along with fiber, potassium, and vitamins that aid in energy production and digestive health. Coconut oil, rich in medium-chain triglycerides (MCTs), provides quick energy and supports brain health, while vanilla adds a smooth flavor and delivers antioxidants. Together, these ingredients create a wholesome treat that delights young palates while supporting growth, development, and overall well-being. It’s so healthy even Wim Hof would eat it, after taking a deep breath and sitting in an ice bath, of course.

Sensations: Step into breakfast brilliance with our chia seed creation. It sets the stage for a morning worth remembering. The texture takes the spotlight, distinct, daring, and ready to shake up your routine. Imagine a daily dance between dates and the mighty chia seed, keeping your taste buds on their toes. Chia, the superhero seed, brings omega 3s to the party, once endured through cod liver oil. Now that is a breakfast beat worth moving to. Even Deepak Chopra would pause mid-meditation to say his digestive energy just achieved enlightenment.