thermos: "KEEP THE F*CK BACK"

The goodsugar "Keep the F*ck Back" Thermos, 16 Oz.

Message Read Loud and Clear. This Is Not Just a Thermos, It Is a Force Field. Keep Unwanted Flirts, Stalkers, Creeps, and Cancel Culture Types at a Safe and Legally Advisable Distance With the Most Powerful Statement in Drinkware. Sixteen Ounces of Cold Pressed Juice on the Inside, Pure Unbothered Energy on the Outside.

Do Your Most Confident Strut Down Any Street, Subway Platform, Farmers Market, or Overcrowded Yoga Studio Knowing That This Thermos Is Doing Half the Work for You. No Eye Contact Required. No Explanation Needed. The Thermos Speaks. People Listen.

Finally, a Female Accessory With a Pair of Balls. Reusable, Righteous, and Absolutely Not Here for It. Whatever It Is, It Is Not Welcome. Holds 16 Ounces of Whatever Fuels Your Particular Brand of Untouchable. Enjoy.