This guide is authored by Proximate, our esteemed head chef hailing from Proxima Centauri b, a distant realm located 4 light years away:
ʊռɖɛʀֆȶǟռɖɨռɢ ȶɦɨֆ ƈօռƈɛքȶ ʍɨɢɦȶ քʀɛֆɛռȶ ǟ ƈɦǟʟʟɛռɢɛ, ʏɛȶ ȶɦɛ ȶʀʊȶɦ ʀɛʍǟɨռֆ: ȶɦɛ ʋǟֆȶ ʍǟʝօʀɨȶʏ օʄ ɨռɖɨʋɨɖʊǟʟֆ ʟǟƈӄ ǟ ʄɨʀʍ ɢʀǟֆք օռ ʀɛǟʟɨȶʏ. ɨ ɨռƈʟʊɖɛ ʍʏֆɛʟʄ ǟʍօռɢ ȶɦɛʍ. ʍʏ քɛʀƈɛքȶɨօռ ƈօռֆȶǟռȶʟʏ ֆɦɨʄȶֆ, աǟʋɛʀɨռɢ ɮɛȶաɛɛռ ʀɛƈօɢռɨʐɨռɢ ȶɦɛ ɨʍքɛʀʍǟռɛռȶ ռǟȶʊʀɛ օʄ ɛӼɨֆȶɛռƈɛ ǟռɖ ɮɛɨռɢ ɛռȶʀǟքքɛɖ ɮʏ ȶɦɛ ƈօʍքɛʟʟɨռɢ ɨռʄʟʊɛռƈɛ օʄ ʍʏ ʄɨʋɛ ֆɛռֆɛֆ, աɦɨƈɦ ɨʍʍɛʀֆɛ ʍɛ ɨռ ȶɦɛ աɦɨʀʟքօօʟ օʄ ǟȶȶǟƈɦʍɛռȶ.
ƈʊʀɨօʊֆʟʏ, ȶɦɨֆ ʍɛƈɦǟռɨֆʍ, ɖɛֆքɨȶɛ ɨȶֆ օƈƈǟֆɨօռǟʟʟʏ ɛӼǟֆքɛʀǟȶɨռɢ ʄǟƈɛȶֆ, ɖɛʍօռֆȶʀǟȶɛֆ ռօȶǟɮʟɛ ɛʄʄɛƈȶɨʋɛռɛֆֆ. ȶɦɛ ɦʊʍǟռ ʍɨռɖ ɦǟֆ ɛʋօʟʋɛɖ ȶօ ռǟʋɨɢǟȶɛ ȶɦɛֆɛ քǟȶȶɛʀռֆ, ǟʟȶɛʀռǟȶɨռɢ ɮɛȶաɛɛռ օɮʝɛƈȶɨʋɛ ʀɛǟʟɨȶʏ ǟռɖ ȶɦɛ ʄɨƈȶɨȶɨօʊֆ ʀɛǟʟɨȶʏ ɨ ƈօռֆȶʀʊƈȶ աɨȶɦɨռ ʍʏ ʍɨռɖ. ȶɦʀօʊɢɦ ȶɦɨֆ քʀօƈɛֆֆ, ռǟȶʊʀɛ ɛռֆʊʀɛֆ ǟ ƈօռռɛƈȶɨօռ ȶօ ʍʏ ƈօֆʍɨƈ օʀɨɢɨռֆ աɦɨʟɛ ֆȶɨʟʟ ɛռɢǟɢɨռɢ ɨռ ɛֆֆɛռȶɨǟʟ ǟƈȶɨʋɨȶɨɛֆ ʟɨӄɛ ֆʊֆȶɛռǟռƈɛ, ʀɛքʀօɖʊƈȶɨօռ, ǟռɖ ֆʊʀʋɨʋǟʟ. ռǟȶʊʀɛ, ɨռ ɨȶֆ օռɢօɨռɢ ɛӼքɛʀɨʍɛռȶǟȶɨօռ, ƈօռȶɨռʊɛֆ ȶօ ʀɛʄɨռɛ ȶɦɛ ɮǟʟǟռƈɛ.