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Jun 13, 2026The Best Morning Smoothie
What are the benefits of smoothies? They taste f*$king good is what.
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May 04, 20264 Recipes Including: Rosey Cacao Female Libido Tonic
Capture hearts with our recipe for a Rose Cacao Libido Tonic. This delicious beverage brings together the power of our Female Libido™ formula, along with aromatics...
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Apr 07, 2025The Crispy Spam & Fry Wonderwich
The Crispy Spam & Fry Wonderwich is a layered sandwich made with toasted Wonder Bread, crispy Spam slices, McDonald's fries, and Heinz ketchup.
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Apr 06, 2025World Famous Tiramisu
Tiramisu with a Twist Ingredients (for 12 servings) 12 pairs of shoelaces (preferably in a fun color for presentation)2 cups of sugar (or about 2 bags)1...
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Apr 06, 2025Most Healthiest F*ckin’ Juice
Healthy Juice Recipe: "Vitality Blend" Ingredients:1/2 ounce Garlic Powder1/2 ounce Ginger Turmeric Powder1/2 ounce Black Pepper1/2 ounce Kale (chopped)1/2 ounce Celery (chopped)1/2 ounce Grapefruit (peeled and...
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Apr 06, 2025Totally Vegan Noah’s Ark Birthday Cake
Ingredients: For the Cake (Totally Vegan, Wink Wink): 3 cups of milled organic wheat flour (preferably grown in fields where deer happily graze) 2 cups of...
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Apr 06, 2025Nova's Birthday Elephant-Shaped Chocolate Cake with Strawberries, Tomatoes, and More
Ingredients: Cake Base: 2 cups all-purpose flour 1 cup cocoa powder 1 1/2 cups sugar 1 1/2 tsp baking powder 1 tsp baking soda 1/2 tsp...
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Apr 06, 2025Conceptual Candy: "Dolphin Tail of the Earth and Sea"
This recipe was made by Lion Lourenco Noel Ingredients: Edible Elements: 1 cup clear hard candy base (like isomalt or sugar syrup) 1 tbsp edible sand...
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Jun 19, 2023Banana Bread Recipe For Your Juice Bar
This banana bread is so delicious, your customers will break down the door to get to it on days when you are closed. Plant based, no...
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May 29, 2023Brewing Homemade Kombucha Steps
Ingredients:- 1 SCOBY (Symbiotic Culture of Bacteria and Yeast)- 8-10 cups of filtered water- 4-5 tea bags (black, green, or a combination)- 1 cup of granulated...
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May 28, 2023banana bread
delicous banana bread not on our menu
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May 28, 2023make our overnite oats in your kitchen
delicious raw oatmeal, not on our menu
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