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vanilla warfare

vanilla warfare

Decadent • Protein-packed

Ingredients: Vanilla, Pea Protein, Almond Butter, Cinnamon, Hemp Seeds, Banana, Dates, Homemade Almond Milk. 🦢


Benefits: This smoothie is a complete and healthy meal packed with beneficial ingredients. Vanilla adds a delightful flavor while being low in calories. Pea protein provides a plant-based protein source that supports muscle repair and growth. Almond butter contributes healthy fats and protein, offering sustained energy. Cinnamon helps regulate blood sugar levels and adds a warm, spicy flavor.

Hemp seeds are rich in omega-3 fatty acids and protein, promoting heart and brain health. Bananas provide natural sweetness, potassium, and fiber, supporting muscle function and digestion. Dates offer additional natural sweetness and fiber, enhancing digestive health. Homemade almond milk is a nutritious base, providing vitamins, minerals, and a creamy texture. Together, these ingredients create a balanced and delicious smoothie that's perfect as a healthy meal on its own.


Sensation: Vanilla, oh vanilla, so often overlooked, but your complexity and calming effects are often misunderstood. 


Fable: A guy from a hedge fund invented the vanilla smoothie for the entire industry. He analyzed the menu board data and hypothesized that the most popular ice cream flavor would also be the most popular smoothie. That was one of the smarter things he did for that company.

full of
  • Protein
  • Antioxidants
  • Amino Acids
free of
  • Processed Sugar
  • Boxed Plant Milks
  • Animal Products
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Your new favorite
Pure organic Madagascar vanilla. No artificial “flavors” here!
Pea Protein
A high-quality protein that can support exercise recovery and is much preferred to whey protein, which causes inflammation that slows down your body’s recovery
Almond Butter
Healthy fats, protein, and fiber
Powerful anti-inflammatory benefits
Hemp Seeds
Rich in Omega-3s, antioxidants, and protein
One of the best sources of good sugar, which is the body’s preferred source of fuel, bananas contain vitamins, minerals, water, antioxidants and other substances that are vital to the immune system
A pure sweetener tapped from trees; always choose sweeteners with minimal processing like maple
Homemade Almond Milk
You deserve fresh homemade almond milk! You deserve better than pasteurized plant milks out of a box! Trust me. Most of those brands are filled with crap. Some are better than others. Read your labels. And don’t trust “healthy” places if they’re making your smoothie with an alt-milk made with rapeseed (canola) oil