🐵 monkey business (limited edition) coming july 1st 2026

Ingredients: A Blend of Banana, Pea Protein, Vegan Collagen Protein, Whole Peanuts, 14 Mushroom Adaptogen, Nutmeg, Cinnamon, and Vanilla, Sweetened with Maple Syrup, Blended with Homemade Almond Milk, and Topped with Cacao. (Functional and Adaptogenic)

Call it Monkey Business because it tastes like dessert and works like a personal trainer. Pea protein and peanuts build muscle, vegan collagen feeds your skin, joints, and hair, and fourteen adaptogenic mushrooms steady the nervous system and sharpen the brain. Banana and maple syrup hand you slow, steady carbs that actually fuel a day instead of spiking it, while cinnamon and nutmeg help keep blood sugar even so the energy holds. Cacao nibs on top deliver a polite hit of magnesium and the kind of natural mood lift that makes you want to text someone you've been avoiding. Clean, dense, and almost criminally delicious.

A note on our limited edition smoothies: Limited edition products are made with ingredients that aren't always available organically, or whose quality drops dramatically in certain months.