head on fire

Ingredients: Ginger, lemon, cayenne.

This ain't no watered down, supermarket, soft-shot. This one burns. The ginger is pure and uncut, free of dilutagens. You have been warned.

Benefits: Ginger reduces inflammation, calms nausea, and handles your digestion like a professional. Lemon delivers vitamin C, antioxidants, and immune support while quietly improving your skin. Cayenne brings capsaicin, which boosts metabolism, stimulates digestion, improves circulation, and has the audacity to also be anti-inflammatory. Together they form what is arguably the most overqualified three-ingredient combination in the wellness world.

Juice shots are spectacular and frankly everyone in America needs access to them. If there were some form of governmental allowance enabling us to produce 350 million shots per day and distribute them via Amazon Prime, we would do it without hesitation. The logistics would be extraordinary. The impact on American gut health would be historic. Our profits would be fantastic. We are available for that conversation whenever Washington is ready.

Fortune: If you do not feel the burn of this shot, you may not be fully living. Your lucky number is 7.