18 greens smoothie

Ingredients: A Mix of 18 Greens (the actual leaves juiced together), Pineapple, Ginger, Lemon, Maple 

Dreams: You may dream of a gray-haired man in a suit, frantically running through the yard of a secluded beach house somewhere in the Hamptons.

Benefits: Blending greens into a cold smoothie makes them actually taste good. If it tasted like swamp water, no one would buy it, and yet this is one of our best sellers. Trust it. Call it potency, call it power, whatever you like, once your body adapts, you start craving smoothies like this because you feel them pulling the junk right out of your cells. Greens carry the minerals, fruit carries the vitamins and antioxidants. Nature’s prescription is both. The real enemy has never been fruit or vegetables, it is refined and processed food. We invented heated, bleached sugar and shoved it into everything, and now people blame bananas. Eliminate refined junk and the nutrition debate is over. Ignore the noise about protein obsession. You do not need endless amounts of it as a grown adult, and you definitely do not need to load up on animal protein. So relax, drink your greens, and come by the store, we will talk.

Astrological Reading: If you study a celestial body long enough, it will reveal its story to you. This story includes high-speed travel through infinite space. Do you believe that everything that has occurred in this universe since the beginning of time influences your present moment in some manner? Is there a connection? If so, is it observable? According to physics, there is, and it is.