HOT VS. COLD: CLASH OF THE BREATH MASTERS IV - $29 at the Door (Standing Room Only in Tadasana)
MAIN EVENT: BIKRAM vs. WIM HOF
NO RULES: Three 5-minute rounds of focused breathing, concentration, and high-stakes action.
Strange Guru vs. Weird Guru—ideologies will dissolve. Winner takes nothing!
Show no mercy—no compassion.
Date: Friday, November 24th
Doors Open: 8:05 PM
Prepare for a collision of paradoxical philosophies. Only one ego and the “One Consciousness” can survive!
Undercard: Tolle vs. Dispenza
Where: Somewhere in Asia (location to be disclosed next month). No cameras allowed. Practice your anal lock now for an unforgettable experience that will keep you on the edge of your glutes.
The event features ten exciting undercard fights, including:
Sam Harris vs. Deepak Chopra**: A clash of ideologies.
DeGrasse Tyson vs. Mike Tyson**: Because who doesn’t want to see Tyson vs. Tyson?
Philosophers vs. Theoretical Physicists**: A battle of minds.
Eric Weinstein vs. the Entire Harvard Faculty**: A high-stakes showdown.
A showdown between Ram Dass’s favorite student and Allan Watts’s quirky cousin, Albert Watts, defending the Watts family legacy.
This event promises to be a who's who of the intellectual scene!