CRUISING with a profoundly isolated billionaire. Come aboard his Mega-yacht as it sails through the pristine Caribbean waters, indulging in fresh vegetables and fruits, serenading, dancing, practicing yoga, meditating, scuba diving, and occasionally, a dark twist with murder.
$10,000 PER MONTH
Requirements: Bikini attire and laughter at his jokes.
Strictly prohibited: Drugs or tobacco on board.
This is a legitimate enterprise—no funny business, no massages, no illicit activities, except for the unconventional inclusion of murder on the high seas.
Full benefits package: 401k, health care, dental, room, and board.
