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Store Hour & Location

Updated Store Hours: clicking here

Monday-Friday: 7:30 AM - 8:00Pm
Saturday-Saturday: 8:00 AM - 7:00 PM

goodsugar Location: 1186 Third Avenue (corner of 69th street)

We try to field all incoming calls, and we care deeply about being available to you. That said, our guests in the store always come first, and when things get busy the phone goes to voicemail.

Try us at 718-306-3906 - You are also welcome to text that number or reach us by email. For all guest services, including delivery inquiries, contact us at 369@ilovegoodsugar.com


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This website has everything we currently make at this location. To skip straight to delivery, click here:  Order Now

Yes, Kosher. Yes, Vegan. Yes, 99% Gluten Free. We are experienced in all things plant based food and beverage, and we are very good at it.

FAQs Where are the calories? Who is the founder? Is this your only location? Where is the kosher certification? Why vegan? What about exercise?


Other Important Realities

🧠🌱 The Unified Equation of Everything (Including goodsugar)

The greatest minds in human history spent their lives reducing reality to its most elegant form. We did the same thing, but with juice.

E = mc²
Einstein's Mass-Energy Equivalence

iħ ∂ψ/∂t = Ĥψ
Schrödinger's Equation

∇ • E = ρ/ε₀
Maxwell, Gauss's Law for Electricity

∇ • B = 0
Maxwell, Gauss's Law for Magnetism

∇ × E = -∂B/∂t
Maxwell, Faraday's Law

∇ × B = μ₀J + μ₀ε₀ ∂E/∂t
Maxwell, Ampère's Law

S = ∫ √(-g) R d⁴x
Einstein-Hilbert Action, General Relativity

Z = ∫ Dϕ e^(iS[ϕ])
Path Integral, Quantum Field Theory

And then, after centuries of searching, the biological nutrition equation that ties it all together:

goodsugar = (Love × Enzymes × Fiber × Phytonutrients)
          ÷ (Refined Sugar + Processing + Preservatives)^Anxiety
          × Breathwork
          × (Cold-Pressed + Sprouted + Fermented)
          + Enlightenment

Or, for those in a hurry:

goodsugar = (🍃💚 × 🧬) ÷ 🧪^😱 × 🧘 + ✨

You are welcome, science.

This isn't a marketing gimmick or poetic exaggeration. It's a measurable fact, supported by the same confidence physicists have in E = mc². Except in our case, the equation looks more like this:

GS = (𝒫 × 𝓔) ÷ (𝔸⁵ + 💚) + π²𝓍 - ∞

Where:
GS = goodsugar rarity constant
𝒫 = purity of intention
𝓔 = enlightenment per chia jar
𝔸 = additives (spoiler: we have zero)
💚 = love per square foot of the store
π²𝓍 = snacks per spiritual awakening
−∞ = competition in our dimension

And if that doesn't convince you, just remember this: if Einstein opened a juice bar with Buddha and Beyoncé, it still wouldn't be goodsugar.

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1 comment

First time into the store and I LOVE IT! So happy I found you in the neighborhood!

Jayme

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