Proof Is in Our Promises

(Hint: It’s 87% Purity and Zero Powdered Soup)

Only Organic Produce: We use 100% organic fruits and vegetables. Why? Because pesticides suck, for the planet, for your gut, and for the bees. We’re on Team Earth (and yes, we believe it’s a sphere).

Delicious, Fresh, and Pure: Our food tastes incredible because it is incredible—fresh, clean, and free of toxins or shady processing. The secret? Ninety-seven percent of the flavor comes from pure ingredients, the other three percent from good vibes in the kitchen. Go ahead, ask around.

Plant-Powered Everything: We take on the challenge of serving plant-powered meals and snacks because we know it strengthens the entire food chain—from farms and forests to your fridge and your body. We don’t need animal protein for calories or nutrients. Instead, we provide clean carbohydrates, plant-based proteins, and healthy fats. Unlike most restaurants, we don’t overcook, fry, or rely on tricks to keep food looking fresh. Our techniques preserve vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants in their natural state. We follow a plant-based philosophy that prioritizes edible plants over animal products, supporting sustainability, kindness, and intelligent consumerism. Better for the body, the planet, and your karma.

No Capturing and Eating Family Members: Here’s a point you don’t often hear in the food industry, we solemnly swear not to consume sentient beings. Your loved ones are safe with us, whether they walk, crawl, or communicate telepathically. Why should this matter? Simple: if we don’t have to kill anything to eat well, why would we? Habit? Addiction? Fear? Either way, our food tastes amazing and keeps you healthy. Come in and try for yourself.

Peace, Love, and Practical Activism: Yes, we’re hippie pacifists. We believe in non-harm, renewable energy, climate action, and fewer synthetic chemicals in both our kids' pools and our food. We’re into that “live naturally, vote consciously, eat compassionately” kind of vibe.

Absolutely No Single-Use Plastic: We’re committed to ditching single-use plastics. That means cleaner oceans, prettier cities, and fewer microplastics in your smoothie. Win-win-win.

No HPP (High Pressure Pasteurization): Our juices and smoothies are never pressure-pasteurized. That means no loss of nutrients, enzymes, probiotics, or color. We keep it raw, real, and ridiculously fresh.

Cold-Pressed Juices & Homemade Plant Milks: We make our own almond, oat, hemp, and sunflower milks—because powdered stuff belongs in the past. Our juices are cold-pressed to lock in flavor, nutrients, and joy.

Zero Refined Sugar, White Flour, or Preservatives: You won’t find any refined sugar, bleached flour, or sketchy preservatives here. We keep it clean so your body doesn’t have to do detective work.

Epic In-Store Experience + Hypnotic Branding: Our stores are designed to make you feel good, from the colors to the sounds to the vibes. Come hungry, leave smiling. We can’t make you fall in love with us, but we’re gonna try anyway.

No Powdered Soups or “Thickener Tricks”: No weird powdered milk, no artificial smoothie boosters, and no microwaveable mystery soups. We use real food to make real food. As for pricing, we keep it competitive, but hey, at least our coffee doesn’t cost $18 like it does at a hotel in the Bahamas.

Kid-Approved Menu: We make healthy food kids actually want to eat. No negotiations, no bribes. Just good, clean ingredients that taste like treats.

Open to All Species: We welcome everyone, earthlings, galactic travelers, and even time-travelers. Our communication style: honest, kind, anxiety-free. We come in peace (and sometimes cake). Any creature other than humans must be a service creature and on a leash.

Talented, Kind, and Kinda Magical Team: Our team is ridiculously good at what they do. They're smart, kind, and have that “it” factor you can taste in every bite.

A Company Free From Academic Snobs and Corporate Greed: We stick to our roots, staying humble and grateful that people love what we do. Respect for our staff is the core of our culture. Corporate teams rarely create inspiring brands, they tend to chase profits with empty tricks. Maybe this sounds crude or poorly considered, but only a truly independent company would dare put it in writing.