As of the 15th day of May in the year of our Lord 2023, I doth declare that all my scribblings shall henceforth pass through the hands of artificial intelligence.
I shall beseech this wondrous machine to either amend my prose or elevate it to the realm of poetry. Should I find the results pleasing, I shall deem it my own composition and publish it in a tome.
Yet, I shall not be remiss in acknowledging the contribution of the artifice that aided me in the crafting of such a work. And to my living human editor, John Geib, I shall extend my gratitude and credit for his hand in refining my words.